I was stalking JJ old news on the net (aka his old interviews) and I came upon the article again of “Jaejoong and Gdragon voted as celebrities who will receive the most chocolates”
and I couldn’t help but lol.
Where did all the chocolates disappear to? (Jiji must have eaten them =___=)
Psh immature fans are immature! (I sound like an AKP troll when I say this line hehehehe)
Do you want me to call the police on you for slander?! My JJ is not a player! We obviously have a marriage contract between us *_____* And we plan to become pregnant once he returns from the tour. I just can’t show you the pics of us together to protect Jae’s fan numbers cause many of you will leave if you honestly knew that I was Jae’s woman. His mother has even met me and is so happy and ecstatic that I am willing to make a hidden child with Jae 😀
That’s ok phoenixia. You be the hidden wife & mother. I’ll be the public wife of Jaejoongie, (after all, he needs a LADY you know!!), & the public mother of our children, plus the private lover of Jaejoongie!! I’ve got it SWEET!!!! 😀
Do you think we sound like stalkers?! Life won’t be so sweet if Jae takes out restraining orders against us!
fine you guys be whatever you guys want. i’ll be his hot maid when he needs this house clean, sexy nurse when he is sick. naughty teacher to teach him eng. kekekek…
It’s fine with me. Seriously I don’t like fans bashing me for no reason either. You can be the fake public girlfriend and take up all the fan bashing. I will feel a little apologetic to you though.
Otherwise, Jaejoong will never cheat on me because he is not like that! He has my name tattooed on a very private area :coughcough: and if he ever tried to cheat on me he would get it from my beloved mother-in-law who is on my side because I will bear JJ’s future child 😀
Thus, I give you permission to continue living the delusion that you will bear JJ’s future public children.
Don’t you know? JJ doesn’t want to make his children public in case the stalker ex-girlfriend company kidnaps them and asks for slave manual labor again!
Where’s sam-sam when I need her?! Sammie, Jae needs our protection from all these delusional fan girls! I’ll distract them at the front, while you sneak Jae out the back, & we’ll all meet up together at his place, close the blinds, get out the silk ribbons & have some fun!! 😉
@Sapphire It is really not up to me 😀 But I feel apologetic to the 1000s of fans who don’t get to be with Jae because Jae is really perfect. I will speak to my hubby and see if he is willing to accommodate you. Please call me and check to see on the progress. My number is 1-(564) 896-4120 ext. 146QWF5. I live on Neptune. Jae already said hi to Luke SKywalker last time he visited me. I may be moving to Korea soon though cause Jae hubby said it is really troublesome to always come to Neptune to see me.
That’s alright phoenixia, just come quietly, there’s no need to fear the men in white coats, or the meds!! A nice little sleepy & you’ll be back to normal in probably 1000 years – or maybe not. The Jaejoongie Effect is VERY potent & you don’t want to overdose on the Jaebulge again!!! 😀
Sadly the Jaebulge is too strong for me. If I stared at it too long I would die. The Jae arm or neck or nipple is good enough for my fantasies and in order to get high. And the Jae eyes are hypnotic. I get dizzy and am transported into a dream world just staring at them. And the Jae voice…….ah that is just another story.
The whitecoat men? Ah you mean the ones from SME who already kidnapped me once and tried to brainwash me into thinking that Jaejoong hubby was a goose that flew away from me….
Their powers are ineffective against me 😀 mwhahahaha
Ah I have to scroll up so high to post a new comment X___X (lazy)
@niichan We do not need a restraining order lol as long as we don’t go to concerts and make banners and scream about JJ is married to us and our ‘fantasies’ with him
@Sapphire JJ is a very precious gift in himself. I am so happy he exists 😀
And nope the goose comment will never be lived down.
But it is very fun spazzing weird things. In real life ,my friends would be like wth???!! (actually they wouldn’t they already no I am a nutcase hehehehe and I enjoy it)
And with all this spazzing….I seriously forgot what the original post was about until I scrolled up to check again lol
hugs!!!
im not gona lie, this topic got out of hand and off-topic pretty fast.
boy… we got everything from sexy nurse, to being jiji mother, restraining order, to tattooed private area, living on Neptune, jea’s potent effect, something about a goose…. oh and also, something in regards to jea’s nipple.. hehe
OMG we should totally get together and have a really LONG spazz about Jae on a page one day! ^____^
Let’s see how long we can go for until we stop or get bored or annoy the hell out of other fans
I can go for a really looooooong time! We might upset/offend some of the other members of the family though! I sincerely hope we don’t, but TBH Jae-spazzing is too addictive! Just like the man himself! 😀
They can always ask us to stop politely?! And then we can spazz through another source hehehehe
Or maybe we should have three separate pervy spans on one page for Jaejoong, Junsu, and Yoochun. Ahahaha that would be so funny especially for random visitors who are coming to this site.
Anyways for the next few days I will have fun reading this pervy spazzing moment and loling ^____^
Pwahahahahah~!!! And here i was wondering why the heck the thread has become so long! and then i started scrolling down and i see these little girls trying so hard to become women just to make jaejoong notice them… LOL
My Sapphie was looking for me… *hugs*
I was busy wiping Jaejoong’s sweaty abs and changing his shirt cuz you know, he’s still working so hard, rehearsing and all…
Oh, my poor baby…
same here ❤
although it might be because im just a junsu biased girl LOL.
but i really liked JJ's concept and people in the background of YC's vid is so noisy XD
Agree.. This dolphin guy must be a really sweet korean guy (just like in the dramas) heeheee… Thats the guy i am waiting for!!! Well, Chunie seems like a serious guy when it comes to relationship… Very mature.. Geeee… Dont know who to choose between Chun and dolphin…. ❤
I am a Yoochun bias, but I also thought Junsu’s was the sweetest. It’s rare to see him bare his emotions like that for fans. >.< Junjjang's girlfriend will be very lucky!
they are all so sweet!
the girl who will finally capture their hearts will be so lucky!
alright! you girls…phoenixia, sapphire and nniichan
have been found guilty of misbehaving n talking naughty.
as punishment, you will be locked-up in jiji’s room and clear his poop for a week. however, since you have been the source of entertainment for many, your punishment has been reduced to 3 days only.^^
Can we wait until Jae returns home before we take up our kitty-litter cleaning duties?! After all, you wouldn’t want our naughty maids uniforms to go to waste would you?! 😉
i’m jaejoong bias but i really love junsu’s message and his eyes were like dunno..a little bit sparkling-teary? haha or is it just me..?
it made me really feel like he is telling it to somebody for real.
exactly…that’s what i felt too… it’s like…it’s like he was REALLY professing his love to his girlfriend..omomo whos the lucky girl junchan ?????? i think my heart just skipped a beat watching junchan’s video…
JYJ3 
I’m swooooooooooooooooonnniiiinnnnnnggggggg all over again! Jaejoongie, if I give you chocolates, will you call me honey again?! ♥
Honey~!!!
Lol lol lol
❤ ❤
I was stalking JJ old news on the net (aka his old interviews) and I came upon the article again of “Jaejoong and Gdragon voted as celebrities who will receive the most chocolates”
and I couldn’t help but lol.
Where did all the chocolates disappear to? (Jiji must have eaten them =___=)
hahahaha
how did u guys managed to find this secret video jea sent me. tsk tsk tsk. now everyyyyboddyyy knowws. perfect (‘3’)
Hahahahahah!!!! Thanks for covering for me sweetie, but the cat’s out of the bag now! I’m jaejoongie’s honey!! 😀
LMAO, im sorry my beloved friend. im the mother of his child = jiji. kekekeke
@nniichan
ROFL!!!! I love JIJI! Can I be his mother too please? *begs*
of course you can be the mother too. jiji gets the cuteness from you. and the bossiness from mee 😀 it alll makes sense nowww hehehe
♥phoenixia
I love you 😀
Psh immature fans are immature! (I sound like an AKP troll when I say this line hehehehe)
Do you want me to call the police on you for slander?! My JJ is not a player! We obviously have a marriage contract between us *_____* And we plan to become pregnant once he returns from the tour. I just can’t show you the pics of us together to protect Jae’s fan numbers cause many of you will leave if you honestly knew that I was Jae’s woman. His mother has even met me and is so happy and ecstatic that I am willing to make a hidden child with Jae 😀
Please stop slandering my hubby. Thank you!
That’s ok phoenixia. You be the hidden wife & mother. I’ll be the public wife of Jaejoongie, (after all, he needs a LADY you know!!), & the public mother of our children, plus the private lover of Jaejoongie!! I’ve got it SWEET!!!! 😀
Do you think we sound like stalkers?! Life won’t be so sweet if Jae takes out restraining orders against us!
fine you guys be whatever you guys want. i’ll be his hot maid when he needs this house clean, sexy nurse when he is sick. naughty teacher to teach him eng. kekekek…
It’s fine with me. Seriously I don’t like fans bashing me for no reason either. You can be the fake public girlfriend and take up all the fan bashing. I will feel a little apologetic to you though.
Otherwise, Jaejoong will never cheat on me because he is not like that! He has my name tattooed on a very private area :coughcough: and if he ever tried to cheat on me he would get it from my beloved mother-in-law who is on my side because I will bear JJ’s future child 😀
Thus, I give you permission to continue living the delusion that you will bear JJ’s future public children.
Don’t you know? JJ doesn’t want to make his children public in case the stalker ex-girlfriend company kidnaps them and asks for slave manual labor again!
Sorry nniichan, as a good wife, I’ve already got all those roles covered, & the sexy outfits hidden in my closet to prove it!!! 😉
PRIVATE AREA
!!! LOL ohhhh priceless…
phoenixia, maybe we’d better compromise & share Jaejoongie before this gets nasty?! 😀
@nniichan ANd I thank you for all the help this time ;D
Where’s sam-sam when I need her?! Sammie, Jae needs our protection from all these delusional fan girls! I’ll distract them at the front, while you sneak Jae out the back, & we’ll all meet up together at his place, close the blinds, get out the silk ribbons & have some fun!! 😉
@Sapphire It is really not up to me 😀 But I feel apologetic to the 1000s of fans who don’t get to be with Jae because Jae is really perfect. I will speak to my hubby and see if he is willing to accommodate you. Please call me and check to see on the progress. My number is 1-(564) 896-4120 ext. 146QWF5. I live on Neptune. Jae already said hi to Luke SKywalker last time he visited me. I may be moving to Korea soon though cause Jae hubby said it is really troublesome to always come to Neptune to see me.
That’s alright phoenixia, just come quietly, there’s no need to fear the men in white coats, or the meds!! A nice little sleepy & you’ll be back to normal in probably 1000 years – or maybe not. The Jaejoongie Effect is VERY potent & you don’t want to overdose on the Jaebulge again!!! 😀
Sadly the Jaebulge is too strong for me. If I stared at it too long I would die. The Jae arm or neck or nipple is good enough for my fantasies and in order to get high. And the Jae eyes are hypnotic. I get dizzy and am transported into a dream world just staring at them. And the Jae voice…….ah that is just another story.
LOL we three DEFINITELY need a restraining order. 😛
… prooff is written all over this page…
The whitecoat men? Ah you mean the ones from SME who already kidnapped me once and tried to brainwash me into thinking that Jaejoong hubby was a goose that flew away from me….
Their powers are ineffective against me 😀 mwhahahaha
Ah Jaejoongie, he brings so many lovely gifts into the world with him, ne?!! 😀 I’m high on Jae & spazzing too!!! phoenixia ♥
@phoenixia
“a goose that flew away from me”
ROFL!!! That was brilliant!! 😀
Methinks a certain someone is going to rue that comment til the day he dies!!!
LOL… you guys can have JJ.. but where is YC Vid… I want YC call me honey too….ooo i getting..all you guys and jyj3 admins fault….*****_____******
sorry see chunnie vid…and Junsu too….hehehehe!
Ah I have to scroll up so high to post a new comment X___X (lazy)
@niichan We do not need a restraining order lol as long as we don’t go to concerts and make banners and scream about JJ is married to us and our ‘fantasies’ with him
@Sapphire JJ is a very precious gift in himself. I am so happy he exists 😀
And nope the goose comment will never be lived down.
But it is very fun spazzing weird things. In real life ,my friends would be like wth???!! (actually they wouldn’t they already no I am a nutcase hehehehe and I enjoy it)
And with all this spazzing….I seriously forgot what the original post was about until I scrolled up to check again lol
lalalalalalalalalala
phoenixia & nniichan
I love my jyj3 sisters, & I love spazzing with you too! 😀
*hugs* o^____^o
hugs!!!
im not gona lie, this topic got out of hand and off-topic pretty fast.
boy… we got everything from sexy nurse, to being jiji mother, restraining order, to tattooed private area, living on Neptune, jea’s potent effect, something about a goose…. oh and also, something in regards to jea’s nipple.. hehe
OMG we should totally get together and have a really LONG spazz about Jae on a page one day! ^____^
Let’s see how long we can go for until we stop or get bored or annoy the hell out of other fans
mwhahahaha —>I know I am evil
♥phoenixia
I can go for a really looooooong time! We might upset/offend some of the other members of the family though! I sincerely hope we don’t, but TBH Jae-spazzing is too addictive! Just like the man himself! 😀
They can always ask us to stop politely?! And then we can spazz through another source hehehehe
Or maybe we should have three separate pervy spans on one page for Jaejoong, Junsu, and Yoochun. Ahahaha that would be so funny especially for random visitors who are coming to this site.
Anyways for the next few days I will have fun reading this pervy spazzing moment and loling ^____^
♥phoenixia
Enjoy the spazzing. I have to re-join the “real world” now – grocery shopping – how exciting. Not! Love you, see you tonight!
Love you too!
Sadly I have to rejoin the real world too now TT__TT must take transit home and do university homework X___X
Pwahahahahah~!!! And here i was wondering why the heck the thread has become so long! and then i started scrolling down and i see these little girls trying so hard to become women just to make jaejoong notice them… LOL
My Sapphie was looking for me… *hugs*
I was busy wiping Jaejoong’s sweaty abs and changing his shirt cuz you know, he’s still working so hard, rehearsing and all…
Oh, my poor baby…
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, soo happy, faint ^__^ is it me or Junsu’s eyes got a little teary at the end? soo cute
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I loved Junsu’s Message UU
eventho I like Yoochun for me the most touching message was Junsu’s
same here ❤
although it might be because im just a junsu biased girl LOL.
but i really liked JJ's concept and people in the background of YC's vid is so noisy XD
Agree.. This dolphin guy must be a really sweet korean guy (just like in the dramas) heeheee… Thats the guy i am waiting for!!! Well, Chunie seems like a serious guy when it comes to relationship… Very mature.. Geeee… Dont know who to choose between Chun and dolphin…. ❤
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@pheonixia
Since i am quite new in this (creating the acc just to vote for that shorty award), can we sign more than once? Tq
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signed! 🙂
I am a Yoochun bias, but I also thought Junsu’s was the sweetest. It’s rare to see him bare his emotions like that for fans. >.< Junjjang's girlfriend will be very lucky!
they are all so sweet!
the girl who will finally capture their hearts will be so lucky!
alright! you girls…phoenixia, sapphire and nniichan
have been found guilty of misbehaving n talking naughty.
as punishment, you will be locked-up in jiji’s room and clear his poop for a week. however, since you have been the source of entertainment for many, your punishment has been reduced to 3 days only.^^
@jiji-sama
Can we wait until Jae returns home before we take up our kitty-litter cleaning duties?! After all, you wouldn’t want our naughty maids uniforms to go to waste would you?! 😉
i’m jaejoong bias but i really love junsu’s message and his eyes were like dunno..a little bit sparkling-teary? haha or is it just me..?
it made me really feel like he is telling it to somebody for real.
exactly…that’s what i felt too… it’s like…it’s like he was REALLY professing his love to his girlfriend..omomo whos the lucky girl junchan ?????? i think my heart just skipped a beat watching junchan’s video…
Thank you JYJ3, JYJsubs, and Cjes.
JYJ Fighting!!!
WINNER= JUNSU! HOW ADORABLE WAS THAT MESSAGE?! YOU WIN JUNSU-AH!
Awww they all are so sweet!! ><
*hugs them*
thanks so much JYJ3 and JYJsubs!! love you <3333
JJ’s made me blush
Chunnie’s I just stared at him
Junchan’s made me go AWWWWWWW
ps. CJeS, tell ur staffs when the boys are recording something. KEEP QUIET PLEASE. Jeez.
what a day for mentions my life needs apart with..”
OMG the message are still warm in hearts. 😛 so lovely