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Mr. Egg: http://yfrog.com/hs9d4jkj Oh! Who is this?
Jaejoong: @elbowyeish What? Why did you post! T_T
Jaejoong: @elbowyeish Hyung,,,,, no………. shit
Mr. Egg: @mjjeje Should I upload another one??? keke
Jaejoong: @elbowyeish I will crack the Egg!!
Jaejoong: yfrog.com/h4q34fu Holy~~moly! (T/N: In Korean, Jaejoong wrote 에그~~머니. “에그” is pronounced “Egg”. The term is an old-fashioned exclamation of surprise. Jaejoong is making a pun with the word “Egg.”)
Mr. Egg: @mjjeje Who is that??! You definitely won’t be able to crack the Egg hehe
Jaejoong: @elbowyeish Hyung, anyways, see you in Seoul~~^^
Mr. Egg: Lol do you guys think I would actually take a real picture of myself??!
No, but we think JJ would. XD
By the way, Jaejoong, you look gorgeous, don’t worry… >__<
Source: @mjjeje; @elbowyeish
Translation Credit: JYJ3
JYJ3 
He sureeee does! *giddity*
He sure does *giddity*
Jaejoongie sure looks gorgeous, but most of all, he looks adorable and huggable.
*squealing in excitement that Jae’s tweeted*
& there’s a picture of him too!!! 😀
Uhh, sorry neighbours – I really didn’t mean to wake you up at 3 o’clock in the morning…
ahahahahah~!!! ooohhhh! i could sooo use that sexy man for food right now… im hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!
*_________*
Now that you mention it, I’m hungry too – must be our twin-thing kicking in?!! Let’s go drink some Jaejuice!! 😀 Mentioning sausages & meatballs right now would probably be really, really filthy of me, wouldn’t it?! 😉
…Seriously, though, can you guys tone it down? Please? These threads weren’t funny to begin with, but now they’re getting obnoxious. I’m not a prude, but this is ridiculous.
*and now
I’m sorry u guys but i really do have to agree with @Jejung on this one. I’m not trying to be annoying or a killjoy but this is really getting out of control. Yes, Jaejoong is an attractive man but saying things like this really do make people uncomfortable…just my opinion though.
Yeah, for the most part I have to skip the comments now. And I worry this site is going to get hit with some kind of warning message like one other blog got that is only for adults, like a porn site or something.
Don’r worry sistahs, we got it on the first nudge! ^___^
To those who have been offended/made uncomfortable by what I’ve written at any time, my sincere apologies, especially to you Mia & admins – neither Sammie or I would knowingly do anything to damage your blog.
At the same time I can’t help but point out that for those who don’t like what I write, simply skip my comments. I will do my best to tone down my dirty sense of humour.
*hugs u*
It’s okay bb…
We if you wanna, we can go to my wordpress site. I’ll repost the post here that we like and we’ll spazz away! I promise I won’t mod you! LOL
(Anyone who wants to join is welcome!)
sammie been wondering since you said you wrote fanfics,
are you samui sakura ?
LOL at typos… my head is throbbing because of my colds!!! gahhhhh~!!!!
Let’s not make this thread longer… let’s head on to my WP acct… ^^
Sammie, do you have a cold too? We must be twins! I would love to visit your wp site & spazz away our blocked noses & headaches!!
@sam-sam & Sapphire: Thanks for being so understanding. Sorry if I sounded rude, but all these comments were starting to become a bit much imo. 😦 They’re fine as long as they’re in moderation. No hard feelings. ^^
@Jejung
No hard feelings. 🙂
to the ones who wanna, just click on my name or my avatar i think, then it will take you to my WP site…thanks!
Sammie helloooo, hellooooooo I’m at your place!!
Ok, girls. Since I use to fool around with Sapphie and sam-sam sometimes, I apologize to you as well. I never meant to be disrespectful. I promise to behave as better as I could from now on. Thanks to you all.
Skip the posts if u dont like it! I think their comments are funny, they are just joking geez. Go pervi twins!!
*hugs*
I actually look for the twins comments ^_^
aww you guys… ^_________^
I like to read their comments. It makes my days. They are so funny. Ok, I will go to @sam-sam wordpress to read then.
same here i like there comments i think those girls are really funny^__^
Everyone is free to post and spazz in this site. You guys aren’t being offensive so I don’t see the problem.
people can skip if they dont want to read your post..no need to go somewhere else
NO SHIT???!!
Jaeeeeee go meet up with Jin!!! and tweet some EPIC jinlish!!
Now, I understand! ^__^
After hanging with Jin i guess we should be grateful its just “no shit”
Baka Jin!
Maybe he swears a lot? Isn’t the Korean translation of Get Out piss off?
Potty mouth Jaejoongie – Imma wash your mouth out with soap. & scrub down your body too – just for good measure!
ha ha ha ha i hope #no shit will trending in twitter XDD
for god measure better bring him to bathroom first XD
Have you not seen the NG clips, particularly from Vacation? Jaejoong’s language is very colourful and multi-lingual. 😀
Lol, apparently his friends from his hometown says that Jae’s a tough guy xDD Aya~ I really want the “bad Jae” come out ❤
he could’ve always gotten that from Yoochun too… So, F*ck off no more talk! XDDD
yoochun in mission to make JJ talk as bad as he is LoL
true dat. In Vacation he eff’s all over the place, lol. I remember i had to rewind in case i was mistaken
haha! link?? 😀
yeah link please 🙂
I kind of like it that Jae swears. It makes him seem more human & less angelic.
Almost comment twins! LOL
I really really really hope they meet up in the us! Imagine the drunken tweets and pics! tho I’ll get worry for suree..jin and his throngs of women DNW for my JJ *conflicting much*
Don’t worry nichie. Sammie & me will be there in our dominatrix outfits, complete with whips to keep the throngs of ho’s…uh, ladies, at a good distance from our JJ. A VERY good distance!
I wonder who taught Jae bad words: “no…. shit”? LOL Was that Mr. Egg or Yoochun? ^o^
I notice that even at home Jae still won’t wear shorts… always long pant… err… what am I talking about??
Is JJ doesn’t like wearing short…i noticed that he wearing a short with tight long pants on KBS happy togehter
he shy because he said that his legs its so tiny and not muscular enough XD
It could be because of the long scar he got from his knee surgery =\
or…maybe he afraid someone will be drool over his leg…kyaaaa
@Mikila – I doubt it’s about the scar, because if it was that visible, I’d notice. There were plenty of post-surgery footage where JJ’s knees were visible and there was no scar at all.
I guess the others are more right, he’s simply not confident in his legs overall, silly boy. Doesn’t he know he’s gorgeous
😀
Really hope Mr. Egg upload another one !?!?!? Keke !!!
May be picture w/girlfriend ??? Keke !!!!!
If not, why he so nervous…??? Keke !!!!!
V@_^V
Well there is a white bag behind Mr.Egg and it looks way too feminine to be Jaejoong’s.
Prolly belong to Michelle, mr egg’s wifey. But not complaining if it’s a gf ^^
hmm not impossible theory.. i’d be one glad mama if he has a girlfriend in real life to shut those who still believe’s he’s the wife of the name i would not mention…
Amen to that. At this point I don’t care whoever he wanna date just to shut those stans up.
I really don’t get why Korean celebs can’t date openly. Won’t that made a much better juicy gossip than the imaginary shipping ones.
Yup. Most likely Mr. EGGs wife’s bag. she is probably there visiting JJ too.
urgghhhh that lips..why sooo sexy???and now i think that JJ lips way more sexy than angelina jolie..sorry angie fans…but it is a fact that everyone should believe it. . even a male could be melt by that lips
Hahaha. No shit MR. EGG! You cannot hide in anonymity any longer~!!! Lol!
anyone notice there’s poster of JYJ in Jaejoong’s house? or it’s just me got hallucinated? LOL
you’re definitely not hallucinating, my dear. i wouldn’t miss even a teeny photo of my Chunface. :))
@iluvsmores
LOL you’re so right!! that chunface catch me in the first place, well since he’s my forever bias XD
kinda wondering where that picture is taken from? i’ve never seen it before…
maybe it’s made just for them and not being publicized? o_0
I noticed that huge poster from the video JJ made for his birthday party, where he demonstrated indoor excercises and Jiji also made an appearance. That poster is so cool^^
LOL “no shit” haha, what would I give to hear JJ say that…xDD I can’t imagine it. We can finally see Mr.Egg!~
Seriously, I LOVE Jae’s house!! >.< And is that a poster of JYJ I see in the back of Jae? xDD
Hehe, I love that picture…him in his PJ’s, with his hair down and no makeup or anything…totally unprepared ❤ Jae, no need to worry, you look perfect as always ^_^
yeap, dont worry Jae you always look great ❤
>D
Mr. Egg tries to pretend this isn’t him, but it looks so much like his son, Ryan, that I am sure it is him.
LOL No.. shit HAHA. Jaejoong always tweets things like Jiji’s pictures when I’m online.. I always miss the fun stuff when I’m asleep. 😦
“hyung…no…….shit”
ohhhh Mr. Egg is in deep shit right now indeed. Jae says you are never to post any “imperfect” photos of him online, you listen or he will sabatage your identity!
Although, of course, Jae looks as perfect as always ❤
(People need to remember that it's not "no shit" it's "no……shit". These have 2 completely different meanings! Don't ruin the quote please T^T)
it’s not “no shit” it’s “no……shit”
😀 That’s an excellent point. And I can now hear it perfectly:
“Hyung! Nooooooo. … {small voice} Shit.”
LOL right.
Lol… OMG, it sounds so him now.. =o
Lol. The long ‘…..’ between ‘no’ and ‘shit’ makes him sound deadpanned and >:|
OR it could be ‘no…..shit(ty pictures please)’. Lol.
ahahhaa You knows JJ the best. I agree with you ^^
I am so happy to see them together donno why 😛
and the no shit is in English … brilliant !
I need to rename myself #Hyung,,,,, no………. shit
ha!
Anyone figure out what picture is on JYJ’s wall? The outfit looks similar to the ones they wore at the U.S special party.
And by JYJ’s wall, I mean Jaejoong’s XD
woahh is that really mr.egg??
LOL, Jae’s revenge!!!
You’re dead Egg!!! hahaha
Haha. Jaejoong you are handsome!!! No worries at all.