The below is a delightful work by a fan. JYJ3 provides the translation in full. Kick back, relax, and get ready to laugh tears ><.
A Sexy Comedy– The Chatter of Killer J’s
When I say “sexy comedy” I mean that the content is not sexy but that the appearing persons are. I was inspired by the work of 람쥐 nim of Kim Jaejoong Gallery (link here). (Thank you!)
Once upon a time, in a town named Gongju, a set of quadruplets was born. The day was a sweet day, on which rain of sugar fell from the sky and the clouds turned into cotton candy. The quadruplets shook the whole of the town since they were newborns with gasp-inducing beauty, and when it came time for them to go to elementary school, they were sent off to different parts of the world in order to redistribute such beauty. If you ask just what law mandates such a result—it does here. This is known as the “Share the Jae” theory.
Time passed… and the quadruplets, who had wrecked havoc in their respective towns with their beauty but for some reason had little earnings, again gathered in one place in order to save on rent. (This is what is known as the matter of adults.) It would’ve been nice if all the names shared a syllable or so, but for some reason, the names are all over the place. Their names were Ochna, Orchid, Chrysanthemum, Phyllostachys… Ah, just kidding.
The eldest: Muwon
In his own way, he is the director of the headquarters for a large corporation.
He was born only 3 minutes early but his brothers treat him as hyung no matter what and so he feels a bit tired.
He has said that he thinks he is ugly, and was beat up by his brothers who share his face. Read More →